20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
From an email I received from a colleague:
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Then, when everyone has gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling diamonds"
7) Finish all your sentences "In accordance with the prophecy"
8)Don't use any punctuation.
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10) Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat (with a serious face).
11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.
16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"
18) When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose! They're loose!"
19) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."
20) And a final way to keep a healthy level of insanity- send this e-mail to someone to make them smile. It's called therapy.
Smile - it's good for you!
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Then, when everyone has gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling diamonds"
7) Finish all your sentences "In accordance with the prophecy"
8)Don't use any punctuation.
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10) Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat (with a serious face).
11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.
16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"
18) When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose! They're loose!"
19) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."
20) And a final way to keep a healthy level of insanity- send this e-mail to someone to make them smile. It's called therapy.
Smile - it's good for you!
posted by OurayDreamer at 4:47 PM
2 Comments:
Hmmm, I've done about half of these, but I'm not saying which half.
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